MorMor!!

Wow it's been a while since I last updated hasn't it? Anyways, I have gone from a Martin Freeman obsession to a Sebastian Moran obsession it's your fault Maren. I luffs him now :3 well sometimes I am him. I'm also Sherly, and we all know my John is, and Talia is my sugar and butter eating Mycroft, Akria is Anthea, Maggie is Jeff, and Maren is Jim..heh... ANYWAYS...!!!.. idea. Ok so if you are reading this you know about the 11th but I don't care. On the 11th of February at MoA there's this thing and it's like Minnesota Sherlockians get together and mess with the commoners because of our epic sparkles...BUT ANYWAYS, my idea is that if we are gunna dress up in our cosplay shit and if ... I'm not even gunna spell it like I'm supposed to ... Keelin comes then She and Maren would be Sherlock and John so....*squee* my idea hurts my mind with it's awesomeness... mebby i could like meke my hair awesome and wear my like militaryish looking pants and my combat boots and be Sebby :3...I enjoy this idea...  Aww but then poor Ana wouldn't have a Sherly and Mycroft wouldn't have a brother. Speaking of which, Talia and I have taken to calling each other "Brother" Hehe... Anyways, the whole reason I decided to even write a post at all is because I need to post my top..what is it four or five..I don't know. Anyways, my top (lets just say five) favorite Sebbys in order.

This one is Neil Jackson and he is so fluffing perfect for Sebby.

This one is Simon Baker I think...he Isn't a perfect Sebby but I luffs him just the same...I think he is my new "celerity crush". He plays Jane. Fucking Patrick Jane.

I don't know who the hell this is but he makes a good Sebby...in Sherlock's coat none the less.

 Judsie would be an awesome Sebby but I know him from the other Sherlock Holmes and from Sky Captain so I would be distracted by his Watsony face... Watsony I invented an adjective!!

This is Michael Fassbender, he's not sexy enough but would be a good Sebby anyways.

Jimmy is happy bout this post.

Lestrudle poodle Makes a puppy turtle face.


Speaking of Lestrudle Poodle who wants to read me being bored at my Jimmy's lack of thereness last night...? Oh ok EVERYONE. Here it is: (I warn you, it's long)

Me: Hya?

7:58 PM Damnit Jim are you even still on?

7:59 PM http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7434262/1/Psychopaths_with_Hats

8:01 PM Damnit all.

  Jim, amuse me.

6 minutes

8:08 PM Me: I'm just going to give up.

11 minutes

8:20 PM Me: Jiiiim

  answer me.

  i need entartaaiinment

  Now.

8:21 PM Or I'll go kill some tigers.

  I'll lure it in by tying a child upside down to a tree.

  And then shoot it

8:25 PM Jiiim, I would have you an this desk till you begged for mercy twice.

  Mycroft isn't as amusing.

8:26 PM James Moriarty entertain me.

8:27 PM Jimmy

  JIMMY

  JIM

  Hmph.

  Anthea

7 minutes

8:35 PM Me: whiney Jiiimmmmyyyy

8:37 PM I'm going to start sobbing from boredom.

8:38 PM Jim?

  Your Seb needs you.

8:43 PM intensly cuddly melting-of-boredom whimper

  I will lure you in.

8:44 PM WHY ISN'T MY JIM TRAP WORKING?!

8:45 PM You do know i'm just going to keep doing this untill 1) i get bored of it or 2)you respond

  ok fine then

8:46 PM lets see if this works,

  Epic BAMF explosion because i got bored

8:47 PM http://whoviackia.tumblr.com/post/16621945588/tsurumaru-m-m-my-telephone-quick-draw

8 minutes

8:56 PM Me: http://allonz-y.tumblr.com/post/16443618973

  Jiiiiiiimmmmyyyyyy

8:57 PM Sherlock needs you?

  Sebby needs you...?

  I know...

8:59 PM SHERLOCK AND SEB ARE HAVING A TERRIBLE AND JEALOUS FIGHT OVER YOU AND THEY MAY TEAR EACHOTHER TO PIECES

  ...

9:04 PM And John and Lestrudle were trying to help but Lestrudle was injured and john had to use his medical skills on him and then got drugged and taken hostage by me and then Sherlock rescued him back and they confessed their feelings for eachother and stuff and then Sherly went back to battling Sebby and then mycroft had to protect Anthea from Anderson's sex noises with his brolly and then lestrudle started stalking molly and then they moved to a place and john was lonely without his humbug buddy so he got all suicidal but then he got better cuz of sherly but sherly might die soon in his epic battle with me.

9:05 PM You have to come and save sherlock so john won't die and then Sebby needs you you need to have lestrudle and molly keep john company.

  WAFFLES

9 minutes

9:14 PM Me: Imma do math homework now!!!

9:17 PM I have the skull of Greg Lestrade because i felt like it.

  Hell yeah.

16 minutes

9:33 PM Me: My computer is going to Diiieeee now!!           --Prof. River Song (because of the total lack of Doctor Whoness)  "I will make you into shoes"

                                                                                   --Beeb's Jim Moriarty

Martin Freeman Would Be Proud...or Terrified...

We love Martin Freeman waaaayyy to much...it's actually rather scary. Last night was, of course, Friday and we had our weekly Last of the Dying Detectives meetings, or whatever you want to call them. We had Ana, Ivy, Maren,  Aubryn, and me! We watched the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy and we squeed the whole time... and put on subtitles for "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish" so we could sing along. Aren't we just lovely? I NEED TO GO BUY THE SOUND TRACK FOR THAT MOVIE NOW!!! Ok fine i didn't buy it but I wanna!! Watch that video...the one up there. OH...MY....GOD!! Look up Reasons to be Miserable and click on the first thing that says something to do with Marvin or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Oooh this is the first post that isn't totally Sherlock centered. I'm bored with this post now...I MIGHT UPDATE IT LATER!!

                                                                                                   --Zaphod Beeblebrox
 

"Ive been talking to the ship's computer...it hates me."

                     --Marvin

Death by Mongoose

          While rewatching and speculating upon the happenings of the Crooked Man, I remembered something about a ferret and my dad pointed out that he remembered it was a mongoose whereas I imiditely thought of Gir...and then I couldn't stop thinking of Gir so I kept shouting MONGOOSE every few minutes. OOH I WANT HOLMES' CHAIR!! oooh... and her hair...CREEPER, CREEPER, CREEPER !! "So you wouldn't mind a dress... if we told you to wear any dress... would you wear it...?" CREEPER!! ... HOLMES!! DON'T STROKE RANDOM LADIES HAIR!!! BAD HOLMSIE!! ... oh jeseus my father says my mum has gone off to buy jam and milk... *dies*. Why does Brett's Watson have to lick his lips so often...And why does Holmsie have to terrify Watson so much...and wh- HOLMES I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP PLAYING WITH HER HAIR!!! Jeesh poor little Holmsie is so hard to control, he's such a creeper... I seem to be in a much better mood today! JAM &MILK...I had a half day today more or less...IGOTABITSICKBECAUSEOFREICHENBACH .... Shirly Temple!! "Why are you letting that mongoose crawl on you?! AND WHY DOES IT SMELL OF STRAWBERRYS?! ... "Watson..." LOOK AT ALL THAT BAMF!! Okay I have purple duct tape on my face and I needs to fall into the land of my mind. WATSON DON'T BE BAD AT WRITING!! Shutting up. Oh look Watson is reading Holmsie a story!! Seriously Shutting up

EPIC FACEPALM

Okay I know, I know I already posted one thing today (okay four hours ago) but I didn't want to update the last one so I just made a new one. Sorry luvs I had to: 
 

I DON'T WANNA GET ARRESTED

THEN I WOULD GET HANDCUFFED TO JOHN

OR SHERLOCK

AND ESCAPE BY HANDCUFFING THEM TOGETHER

AND HOLDING THEM AS HOSTAGES

AND THEN RUNNING AWAY

AND THEN THERE WOULD BE A ROBOT NAMED MARVIN

AND A TARDIS

AND THEN I WOULD FLY AROUND

'CEPT MY TARDIS WOULD LOOK LIKE A...UM ....A POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX

AND THEN

I WOULD CAPTURE THE  

TOOTH FAIRY

AND USE HER MAGIC TO GO INTO THE BASKERVILLES EPISODE

AND SQUISH THEIR FACES TOGETHER

AND GO BACK TO AALLLLL THE SHERLOCKS EVER AND AALLLLL THE JOHNS AND SQUISH THEIR FACES TOGETHER

AND

THEN

THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED THE MASTER

WHO MADE A PARADOX MACHINE OUT OF MY TARDIS

AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD....

YAY!

THAT'S WHAT WOULD  
HAPPEN 
IF
I
GOT
ARRESTED!

...

oh hey look!

a weeping angel

...

OH SHIT

SHIT

SHIT

SHIT...

...

nevermind

it was just a picture of one...

...

DAMNIT

...

DURING THE SCENE IN WHICH SHERLOCK TAKES OFF THE HANDCUFFS I KEPT THINKING "NO SHERLY DON'T TAKE THEM OFF LOOK HOW SAD JOHNNY IS TO TAKE THEM OFF DON'T MAKE HIM SAD"

Except with no spaces.

11:40 PM
I am under the impression that I am going to spend the rest of the night reading S/J fan fics and posting my spazzes on this post so I will title each update with a time and spaz to my hearts content. Anyways...I JUST READ THE...DKJFNBNC "their bedroom". Jesus I literally sat there and tried to laugh/flail/spaz a silently as I could since I am supposed to be doing homework/sleep...ANYWAYS Ana told me to read this fic over the weekend but I just finally got around to it and I can see why she likes it!! It's pretty much about Sally and Anderson telling John and Sherlock about fan fictions and Shwatsonlock, and then they get addicted to it and Sherly might possibly end up wrighting fanfics...and of course all this ends in Shwatsonlock magic...It kinda mad me feel really creeperish...YAY!! Read it. It's called The Price of Fame by Lastew. Sherly kept reminding me of a small child...

12:35 PM
Oh Jesus...I...the Reichenbach... John...I swear...god that is so like him... Communication in the Absence...go brave warrior...read...and turn into a rather meltier version of yourself...

12:58 PM
I'm being way too...nyuh...about these fics... but they are just so... !... they help with my mood. The one I just finished is about 15 year old Sherlock who gets in a fist fight and Mycroft has to come pick him up from school and during the car ride home he gives Sherly some advice over getting in fights about being called a "freak"... if only Johnny were in it... how old would John be?! Like 20ish? mebbe then Croftia would be like...um... late twentys to thirtys...ARE JOHN AND MYCROFT THAT CLOSE IN AGE?!? they wouldn't be it the books but in the beeb's version are they....really...seriously?...are their ages that close?? SOMEONE NEEDS TO ANSWER ME!!!! Okay you can tell I am over tired if I am yelling at my geeklings over a blog, for godsakes, no one can hear you woman!!! That proves it, if I am talking to myself....OKAY...OFF TO THE LAND OF FAN FICTION!! Wait, first I need to venture to the land of living room to rescue my computer charger... 30 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL IT DIES!! I will shut my pie hole now.

1:21 AM
*FACEPALM* did that seriously take me almost twenty minutes to get my compute cord and plug it in?!... I guess it did... Nooowwww off to the land of fan fictions. OOOH!! I have lived to see another day...well twenty minutes of another day...BLINK... Sally Sparrow, I wrote you a letter to make you feel better 'bout the fact that I'm gone ... (Damnit now I'm singing on my blog) ... TODAY IS A WEIRD DAY...well yesterday. God... damnit mind...shut up!!...Okay!!..........ohhhhh dear...not this song...MAREN LUV I AM REREADING YOUR FIC YOU FORCEDISH ME TO READ...and listening to Blue Eyes...rather loudly...


1:52 AM
I GOT DISTRACTED A BIT!!! everyone who has ever read poor Johnny's blog needs to read this by Maren while listening to this...K?...good...if you don't I will turn you into shoes...ooh something about the bowels of hell!! Okay...yes... off to the fictional land of fans...OVERTIRED!!

2:05 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7751967/1/Sick_Day ... I was listening to Iron by Within Temptation and twitching...

2:20 AM
"I need a pen"
The command was issued from around a black laptop, at a certain doctor sitting across the room.
Silence ensued as the intended recipient of the message completely ignored it.
"A pen"
"pennnnn"
"Yes I heard you the first time Sherlock, I am not deaf. You are going to have to be big boy and get it yourself."
There was no reply just a bored stare from the detective as John tried hard to ignore him.
"…"
"Fine, I'll get it already but one day when I'm not here you'll have to figure out the complexities of getting a pen yourself"
... 
*Twitch*
...

2:34 AM
I, like, don't feel spazzy at all...that's a weird feeling for me. Why must the fan fics remind me of the horrid thing that I have been put through? AKA Reichenbach I might accidentally fall asleep. You'll know if I do. I wont really post any more if I fall asleep... I might not actually be asleep if I stop updating...I might have just lost my capability to process words correctly...

3:05 AM
And now I sleep...more or less...

                                                                            -- The Doctor

The Reichenbach Fall

NOTE: In this post there are at least four rather large spoilers for The Reichenbach Fall.

           I have known him since the age of seven and I will forever regard him as the best man I have ever known. Sherlock Holmes has been my role model over all of his regenerations throughout the years since Conan Doyle. First was the cunning addict of the books, then the was the exact replicate of the original , Jeremy Brett, then the kung-fu fighter Robert Downy Jr. and last but not least the "cheekbones" Cumberbatch. We can't forget his ever faithful sidekick...boyfriend...(sidekick/boyfriend) companion John Hamish Watson *squee* (shut up mind this is dramatic!) played by Martin Freeman and only Martin Freeman...well okay Jude Law too...NO ONE ELSE GETS TO PLAY JOHN... I'm dead and it is the fault of Sherlock Holmes, if he dies I die with him, if he doesn't die I live forever and stalk him and John forcing the Shwatsonlock to continue. It has been three hours since the third episode of the second series of Sherlock came to a most depressing conclusion and I am still shivering. After the episode finished Ana, Maren, and Me had a mourning moment and then proceeded to dump large amounts of lemon juice and salt on each others gaping wounds because it made us "feel better" then we listened to music, talked about how "disturbing Yoda looks in that position"... and burst into fits of hysterical laughter every few minutes. Several times I put on Ana's coat and pretended that I had (SPOILER ALERT) just fallen off of a building.(END SPOILER) Every time I did that I got smothered or, quite literally, choked so I stopped and curled up on the floor and was thinking about people falling. I really want to reread all of the cannon from the beginning. I'm to lazy. I am going to go curl up with my laptop and sob for a bit so...yeah. I...Jesus...I feel really strange and depressed in an odd way. I need good Reichenbach music suggestions. I am seriously shivering really hard and pretending like I can't see my mum trying to talk to me because of my music. THIS BLOG IS WAAYYYY TO SHERLOCK BASED...too bad this is my geek blog so I don't give a shit!! YAY PROFANITY!! K!!

                                                                                                     -- JIM MORIARTY (RIP)

MORE PICTURES FOR YA JOHNNY!!

                                                                              BATLOCK!

                               THESE AREN'T HELPING MY MOOD AT ALL!! It's John but he is so unknowing of future happenings....

                                                                                          ...

                                               BWAHAHAHAH ok fine this one is helping, a bit.

                                                                                        POINTY

                                                                 Yup that's Sherly's on-drugs-depressed face

                                                                     And that other face...

                                                                          ELVIS!!

I cling to things when I'm sad. Right now I have nothing to cling to except a half empty cup of cold tea and my geeky blog.

"I will forever regard him as the best and wisest man I have ever known."

             --Dr.John Watson   "The Final Problem"

DxM *flail*

             My internet had a heart attack and was rushed off to the hospital. It's fully recovered now, which is good. I have had to make good use of my weekend without the internet. I think happy Martin Luther King day. Any any of you Sherlockians (which is all of you now I think about of it) who have nothing to read at the moment, or something along those lines, should read the fantastic book A Study in Sherlock. It's an epic book made up of short Sherlock based stories by various well known authors including Neil Gaiman. We had an awesome meeting on Friday which my mum described as "a pile of girls". Really, that is what it was. We had pretty much all the geeks there Aubryn, Ivy, Ana, Akria, Madeline, Maggie, me. Well we didn't have Talia or Maren... Yesterday the Reichenbach Fall aired and I didn't watch it because I was forbidden to until Tomorrow, Tuesday January 17, I am most definitely going to curl up into a ball and die in a sobbing fit of depression when I see it. I have discovered another DoctorxMaster and Shwatsonlock shipper among my buddies, Zoe, none ya'll know her 'cept mebbe Ivy (she has a dog named Watson). Last night I also watched the the first half of the first half of The End Of time, imagined DoctorxMaster, and poked  fun at the master (I mean really, D: How many people have you killed?! M: ... I am soo hungry.) Also we decided that mycroft is actually Princess Peach, she has a brolly and everything! now I keep imagining mycroft wearing a puffy pink princess dress... AHHHHH MY MIND IS ON FIRE!!
        Because my Jawn wants more of my epic screen shots that I annoyed people on Friday with, I will Post some Pictures of the fluff, John, being... well...fluffy. 

                                                   --The Master's Time Lord Companion Version

                                           John: *intense stare*  Sherlock: ... *melts*

                                            That, my friends, is johnny's embarrassed face.

                                                and his what?! You no come? face.

                                  I'm sorry friends I was posting pictures of the fluff...I couldn't resist

Also I just finished one of the short stories in A Study in Sherlock where John murders Irene and then Jim and Mycroft team up to track down the murderer AKA Johnny.  My brain literally went LOL! ...wut? I'm confused.

                                 

    "One Mention on twitter and, whumph"                                                               -Billy

Silence Will Fall (with a piano)

           Look at that lovely face Sherlock is making! He is, in fact making coffee for Alonzo Henry Knight. I am officially going through the "OH-GOD-I-am-going-through-a-Martin-Freeman-obsesion-phase phase. It is the middle of the school day and I do not want to be working on a "This I Believe" essay. I know this  won't be published in school but who cares. I am working hard to make sure I am not caught in the act of not doing what I am supposed to be doing. Weellll now I am having a nice spazz with my mates and getting over the Maren killing me. here is some advice for the Mrs. Hudson's of your life so they don't find you dead on the morning after The Reichenbach Fall airs.

  How to Take Care of your Sherlockian as Reichenbach Draws Nigh.
1. DON’T be the first to mention “The Reichenbach Fall.” After reading this post, you may be tempted to gauge your fan’s sanity. “How are you feeling about Sunday?” you may be tempted to ask. But your fan is still on a “The Hounds of Baskerville” high, soaring through life on cheekbones and Shwatsonlock and I-don’t-have-friends-I-only-have-one. The denial will end soon enough.

2. DO offer to watch “The Reichenbach Fall” with your fan. No one should have to go through that trauma alone. Don’t be offended if your fan refuses the offer, though. No one should have to sob like a baby in public.

3. DON’T check up on your fan too early after the episode. Your fan will, as mentioned before, be crying like a baby. Allow a decent interval of mourning. It’s only appropriate. Use the time to read reviews of the episode so you know whether to be prepared for the worst.

4. DO check up on your fan at some point after the episode. Call on Monday. Call on Tuesday. Go to their house on Wednesday and drag them bodily into the sunshine. Do whatever is necessary to ensure their well-being because they will probably forget.

5. DON’T tell your fan “It’s only a TV show.” You are attempting to offer comfort. Instead your fan will shout “You’re right! It will never be reality - REALITY IS WORTHLESS” and shut themselves in their room with ice cream, internet and a stack of DVDs and never leave.

I have been told not to write John Hamish Watson at the end of this whatsit by a certain John Watson so I wont.
                                                                             -- MOLLY HOOPER...

There Jawn ya happy?

"I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no one else can compete with my MASSIVE INTELLECT."

                                                 --JW

 Did anyone else notice this? On the mantle, the heart! Plus almost all the scenes are at an angle where the heart is directly between them. That's all folks!

 

 

It's a Blog. I Have a Blog Now. Blogses are Cool.

           I am under the insane urge to start singing right now for no reason what so ever. I'm not going to though, for the sake of humanity and all that. I truly wish that I could blog about interesting things like aluminium crutches and multiple busts of Margret Thatcher being smashed to bits by a murderer. However I can't. I'll do my best, but i don't think I can. I will however,  recount the grand adventures of The Last of the Dying Detectives. Among these tales will be close encounters with the Moffia and other terrifying things like waterfalls and Mystrade. Of course there will be lots of Shwatsonlock and the ever fluffy John Watson. Now it's time for me to stalk Cumberbatch I should probably stop this compilation of total pointlessness and go do other things that have to do with going to the wonderful land of Whoviockia. Mainly being scared of the arrival of a certain person's coat and avoiding chocolate so i don't start screaming and turning into Batlock. OH! I almost forgot I am going to die next week for any of that this is new information, HAVE FUN FINDING THE BODY!! I'll shut up now.

Listening to: Let me In
Craving: Fish fingers and custard

                                                                                                    -- John Hamish Watson
                                                                                      (because I can)

"Dear god what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."

                                         -- BBC Sherlock Holmes