Wow it's been a while since I last updated hasn't it? Anyways, I have gone from a Martin Freeman obsession to a Sebastian Moran obsession
This one is Neil Jackson and he is so fluffing perfect for Sebby.
This one is Simon Baker I think...he Isn't a perfect Sebby but I luffs him just the same...I think he is my new "celerity crush". He plays Jane. Fucking Patrick Jane.
I don't know who the hell this is but he makes a good Sebby...in Sherlock's coat none the less.
Judsie would be an awesome Sebby but I know him from the other Sherlock Holmes and from Sky Captain so I would be distracted by his Watsony face... Watsony I invented an adjective!!
This is Michael Fassbender, he's not sexy enough but would be a good Sebby anyways.
Jimmy is happy bout this post.
Lestrudle poodle Makes a puppy turtle face.
Speaking of Lestrudle Poodle who wants to read me being bored at my Jimmy's lack of thereness last night...? Oh ok EVERYONE. Here it is: (I warn you, it's long)

Me: Hya?
7:58 PM Damnit Jim are you even still on?
8:01 PM Damnit all.
Jim, amuse me.
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8:08 PM Me: I'm just going to give up.
| 11 minutes |
8:20 PM Me: Jiiiim
answer me.
i need entartaaiinment
Now.
8:21 PM Or I'll go kill some tigers.
I'll lure it in by tying a child upside down to a tree.
And then shoot it
8:25 PM Jiiim, I would have you an this desk till you begged for mercy twice.
Mycroft isn't as amusing.
8:26 PM James Moriarty entertain me.
8:27 PM Jimmy
JIMMY
JIM
Hmph.
Anthea
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8:35 PM Me: whiney Jiiimmmmyyyy
8:37 PM I'm going to start sobbing from boredom.
8:38 PM Jim?
Your Seb needs you.
8:43 PM intensly cuddly melting-of-boredom whimper
I will lure you in.
8:44 PM WHY ISN'T MY JIM TRAP WORKING?!
8:45 PM You do know i'm just going to keep doing this untill 1) i get bored of it or 2)you respond
ok fine then
8:46 PM lets see if this works,
Epic BAMF explosion because i got bored
| 8 minutes |
8:56 PM Me: http://allonz-y.tumblr.com/ post/16443618973
Jiiiiiiimmmmyyyyyy
8:57 PM Sherlock needs you?
Sebby needs you...?
I know...
8:59 PM SHERLOCK AND SEB ARE HAVING A TERRIBLE AND JEALOUS FIGHT OVER YOU AND THEY MAY TEAR EACHOTHER TO PIECES
...
9:04 PM And
John and Lestrudle were trying to help but Lestrudle was injured and
john had to use his medical skills on him and then got drugged and taken
hostage by me and then Sherlock rescued him back and they confessed
their feelings for eachother and stuff and then Sherly went back to
battling Sebby and then mycroft had to protect Anthea from Anderson's
sex noises with his brolly and then lestrudle started stalking molly and
then they moved to a place and john was lonely without his humbug buddy
so he got all suicidal but then he got better cuz of sherly but sherly
might die soon in his epic battle with me.
9:05 PM You
have to come and save sherlock so john won't die and then Sebby needs
you you need to have lestrudle and molly keep john company.
WAFFLES
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9:14 PM Me: Imma do math homework now!!!
9:17 PM I have the skull of Greg Lestrade because i felt like it.
Hell yeah.
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--Beeb's Jim Moriarty9:33 PM Me: My computer is going to Diiieeee now!! --Prof. River Song (because of the total lack of Doctor Whoness) "I will make you into shoes"







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