EPIC FACEPALM

Okay I know, I know I already posted one thing today (okay four hours ago) but I didn't want to update the last one so I just made a new one. Sorry luvs I had to: 
 

I DON'T WANNA GET ARRESTED

THEN I WOULD GET HANDCUFFED TO JOHN

OR SHERLOCK

AND ESCAPE BY HANDCUFFING THEM TOGETHER

AND HOLDING THEM AS HOSTAGES

AND THEN RUNNING AWAY

AND THEN THERE WOULD BE A ROBOT NAMED MARVIN

AND A TARDIS

AND THEN I WOULD FLY AROUND

'CEPT MY TARDIS WOULD LOOK LIKE A...UM ....A POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX

AND THEN

I WOULD CAPTURE THE  

TOOTH FAIRY

AND USE HER MAGIC TO GO INTO THE BASKERVILLES EPISODE

AND SQUISH THEIR FACES TOGETHER

AND GO BACK TO AALLLLL THE SHERLOCKS EVER AND AALLLLL THE JOHNS AND SQUISH THEIR FACES TOGETHER

AND

THEN

THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED THE MASTER

WHO MADE A PARADOX MACHINE OUT OF MY TARDIS

AND TOOK OVER THE WORLD....

YAY!

THAT'S WHAT WOULD  
HAPPEN 
IF
I
GOT
ARRESTED!

...

oh hey look!

a weeping angel

...

OH SHIT

SHIT

SHIT

SHIT...

...

nevermind

it was just a picture of one...

...

DAMNIT

...

DURING THE SCENE IN WHICH SHERLOCK TAKES OFF THE HANDCUFFS I KEPT THINKING "NO SHERLY DON'T TAKE THEM OFF LOOK HOW SAD JOHNNY IS TO TAKE THEM OFF DON'T MAKE HIM SAD"

Except with no spaces.

11:40 PM
I am under the impression that I am going to spend the rest of the night reading S/J fan fics and posting my spazzes on this post so I will title each update with a time and spaz to my hearts content. Anyways...I JUST READ THE...DKJFNBNC "their bedroom". Jesus I literally sat there and tried to laugh/flail/spaz a silently as I could since I am supposed to be doing homework/sleep...ANYWAYS Ana told me to read this fic over the weekend but I just finally got around to it and I can see why she likes it!! It's pretty much about Sally and Anderson telling John and Sherlock about fan fictions and Shwatsonlock, and then they get addicted to it and Sherly might possibly end up wrighting fanfics...and of course all this ends in Shwatsonlock magic...It kinda mad me feel really creeperish...YAY!! Read it. It's called The Price of Fame by Lastew. Sherly kept reminding me of a small child...

12:35 PM
Oh Jesus...I...the Reichenbach... John...I swear...god that is so like him... Communication in the Absence...go brave warrior...read...and turn into a rather meltier version of yourself...

12:58 PM
I'm being way too...nyuh...about these fics... but they are just so... !... they help with my mood. The one I just finished is about 15 year old Sherlock who gets in a fist fight and Mycroft has to come pick him up from school and during the car ride home he gives Sherly some advice over getting in fights about being called a "freak"... if only Johnny were in it... how old would John be?! Like 20ish? mebbe then Croftia would be like...um... late twentys to thirtys...ARE JOHN AND MYCROFT THAT CLOSE IN AGE?!? they wouldn't be it the books but in the beeb's version are they....really...seriously?...are their ages that close?? SOMEONE NEEDS TO ANSWER ME!!!! Okay you can tell I am over tired if I am yelling at my geeklings over a blog, for godsakes, no one can hear you woman!!! That proves it, if I am talking to myself....OKAY...OFF TO THE LAND OF FAN FICTION!! Wait, first I need to venture to the land of living room to rescue my computer charger... 30 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL IT DIES!! I will shut my pie hole now.

1:21 AM
*FACEPALM* did that seriously take me almost twenty minutes to get my compute cord and plug it in?!... I guess it did... Nooowwww off to the land of fan fictions. OOOH!! I have lived to see another day...well twenty minutes of another day...BLINK... Sally Sparrow, I wrote you a letter to make you feel better 'bout the fact that I'm gone ... (Damnit now I'm singing on my blog) ... TODAY IS A WEIRD DAY...well yesterday. God... damnit mind...shut up!!...Okay!!..........ohhhhh dear...not this song...MAREN LUV I AM REREADING YOUR FIC YOU FORCEDISH ME TO READ...and listening to Blue Eyes...rather loudly...


1:52 AM
I GOT DISTRACTED A BIT!!! everyone who has ever read poor Johnny's blog needs to read this by Maren while listening to this...K?...good...if you don't I will turn you into shoes...ooh something about the bowels of hell!! Okay...yes... off to the fictional land of fans...OVERTIRED!!

2:05 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7751967/1/Sick_Day ... I was listening to Iron by Within Temptation and twitching...

2:20 AM
"I need a pen"
The command was issued from around a black laptop, at a certain doctor sitting across the room.
Silence ensued as the intended recipient of the message completely ignored it.
"A pen"
"pennnnn"
"Yes I heard you the first time Sherlock, I am not deaf. You are going to have to be big boy and get it yourself."
There was no reply just a bored stare from the detective as John tried hard to ignore him.
"…"
"Fine, I'll get it already but one day when I'm not here you'll have to figure out the complexities of getting a pen yourself"
... 
*Twitch*
...

2:34 AM
I, like, don't feel spazzy at all...that's a weird feeling for me. Why must the fan fics remind me of the horrid thing that I have been put through? AKA Reichenbach I might accidentally fall asleep. You'll know if I do. I wont really post any more if I fall asleep... I might not actually be asleep if I stop updating...I might have just lost my capability to process words correctly...

3:05 AM
And now I sleep...more or less...

                                                                            -- The Doctor