THE AUTHOR APOLOGIZES FOR ANY MISTAKES. HER THOUGHT PROCESSES WERE SOMEWHAT INHIBITED.
My mind is just ... dead, yes, that's the word, dead. Heeeyyyyyy guuuyyyyssss, my mind is dead...! u wanna know why? Yup you do. Well if you don't to bad Janto will kill you!! My mind is soft and fuzzy and is malfunctioning right now. Hey, hey Lestrudle, why did you feed me salt? ... I think.... I think my mind isn't working. did i say that already? I don't wanna check. TOO BAD IF IT SAYS THAT ALREADY. Ummmm. Oh. I still haven't said what my issue is...kay Imma tell yall the story of Sir Boastalot. Sorry my mind gets distracted. When I look up Sir Boastalot the first thing I get is this:
and then the other awesome things I get are:
Do you know how hard it is to carry a laptop in a pillow?
The whole reason I'm writing this is because of the amazingness that happened at MOA today and the world blew up. And so according to Mycroft/Talia there were 23 people other than us (Ana/John, Talia/Mycroft, Akria/Anthea, Aubryn/Aubryn(woman, woman) and Maren/Jim...and Me/Sherlock?) Anyways, so when we arrived everyone looks at me and Talia and go "ALL I SEE IS UMBRELLA AND PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX" well that more or less. So us amazing Sherlockians wandered aimlessly for a while (if you didn't know, and you did if I know you, we went to a Minnesotan Sherlockian meetup) so yeah we wandered for a bit and then split into a smaller group and went to Ragstock and I bought a Greggy scarf and then we were all hungry so we go to the food court and then decided to buy 10 large orders of fries and it was amazing. Also we got the cashier woman to sign the receipt, well Aubryn did but what ever. So then we ate all the nums, and there was this awesome artist lady who drew Sherlock and John. Ummm...oh yeah, then it was almost four so we start heading back to the place where we decided to meet the other boooooring people who went elsewhere. So no one knew anyone elses names so, since I was the only one dressed as Sherly really intensely (with three scarves, intense...) they were just calling me Sherlock. And then, there were these people that did stuff. No, anyways...I FORGOT JUSTIN AND WHATSHISNAME!!!!! Okay so you know those shark things that walk around MOA and the guys who follow him around to take your picture with the shark? (SHARKY) Yes, of coarse you know what I'm talking about. So we (all 27ish of us) posed in front of the shark and the guys were taking pistures of themselves instead of us and so we decided to ship them but we needed to know there names. So at the bit where we were eating all those fries we zoomed in on one of their name tags and one was named justin and the other you couldn't see his name tag. So anyways back to the normal bit of the story. So then I was being drunk with my three scarves and such we all took a picture in front of this random chicken thing. So then we go back to the circle of friendship and we are all sitting there like "wut" and then me and Maren go screaming off downstairs to buy a lucky cat and we do. So then we come back and everyone else like leaves and then we are all like lets go find out who those awesome Justiny guys were with these three other amazing Sherlockians that are too amazing to explain so deal with it. So us and these other people who in my mind are Jim, Seb, and...well I guess Grace, but anyways they had real normal names but I don't care. At the Underwater World thing they wouldn't tell us the guys names so we wandered aimlessly some more and got in peoples ways. At this point Akria and Talia left to go clothes shopping and we go to a dollar store to buy a notebook to exchange URLs, names, and emails. Then we went into Games by James and talked about stuff/Doctor Who with this random employee named Alex. Then we sat in the corner (of Games by James) and talked about how the puppy that Jim bought Seb (named Rax, short for Raxacoricofalapatorious) was paired with Andy the lucky cat until the manager lady tells us to go sit on comfy couches on the first floor. So then we go sit like 10 yards outside the store in another corner and learn that Ana's parents had been following us the whole time and that he had gone into Games by James while we were in it talking an bought something. Then we went to try to figure out who the sharky people were again and we found a dead monkey balloon and pretended it was a crime scene and Jim and Seb and Maren made me and Ana pose infront of it as Sherlock and John (of coarse) and Grace left in Games by James. So then the Underwater World people wouldn't tell us still so we went to loiter elsewhere and saw a lone balloon on the ceiling and decided it was John and needed to be titled "Forever Alone". Then we talked and decided Ana's parents were weeping Angles and decided to all hide from them, we all had the same idea to hide behind one poll so the hiding idea didn't work very well. Then there was lots of screaming dragging me around by my coat collar and forcing me into the middle of two or more group hugs. the we had to leave and we was sad and the whole time I felt super fuzzy inside my brain and I think I would have felt similar if I had had somehow super hyperactivating cocaine...Sooooo then I went to Talia's house with Ana and Akria and we looked at Tumblrs and watched Supernatural and it is amazing but super creepy. Anyways now my brain is going into meltdown and wholy geesh that's a long post...YAY FOR MY MIND DIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to pass out now.
--Anderson the dionsaur
(Anderson is making my brain malfunction)
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"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a highly Functioning sociopath, do your research"--Sherlock
(or something along those lines)
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